But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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