oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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