I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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