it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Pants are for mortals
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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