Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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