I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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