I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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