Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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