Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
