i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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