I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You pole danced in your parka.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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