I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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