i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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