I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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