THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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