thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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