HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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