This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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