He asked me if I "almost moaned"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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