I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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