We're like a lot better than the average bears
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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