Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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