I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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