Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
