So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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