it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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