is wine microwaveable?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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