He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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