I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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