Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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