return my video game
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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