I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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