so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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