why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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