I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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