i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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