She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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