I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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