just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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