I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
North Korea, Best Korea!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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