I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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