Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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