Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Semen is not good for contacts.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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