Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
