I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
