It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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