doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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