is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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