I bet he comes in French.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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