But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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