what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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